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Sunday, April 19, 2009

Esok isnin!

Hr ni 19 April - hr keputeraan Sultan Perak.. aku sendiri tak ingat yg ke berapa.. lantak le kan.. yg pasti esok kat Perak cuti... syiok nye cuti ari isnin...... tak payah pakai tudung oren yg nyusahkan tuh!

Tekak aku rasa macam nak tercekik.. cam ada benda tersangkut kat situ.. bila tgk cermin.. nampak tonsil aku jek membengkak... sadis2.. mkn pon tak selera..cam seksa gile nk lepas tekak nih.. nk wt kije pn takde mood.. buhsan! buhsan!



Friday, April 17, 2009

Tragedi 10.04.2009


Gambar lebih detail:

5.45 ptg, 10 April 2009, highway plus jawi to bandar baharu (lagi 2 km gitu nk sampai tol bandar baharu) - abah aku tgh drive blk kije outstation, dia tgh ada kat lane laju time tu dgn speed yg sesuai la ngn org kat lane laju - 110/120 km/j, hari tak hujan tapi hampir2 nak hujan mendung jek time tuh rasanya..... pastu tetiba ada kete dr blkg laju sgt tak sempat nak brek dan langgar blkg kete abah aku... kete abah aku berpusing2/langgar divider (tak sure mana satu dulu) pastu terseret ke tepi jalan, masa terseret tuh dah menghala ke longkang sebelah jalan tuh, sampai kat situ terjatuh kat dalam longkang tuh pastu kete tuh terus terbalik.. maybe sebab longkang tu tinggi kot so kete tu terjungkit sket then terus terbalik... :(

alhamdullillah, abah aku tak mengalami kecederaan serius (moral of the story: pakai lah sit belt).. cuma nya siku kanan dia luka sket jek (sket pon kena jahit gak 2 tpt - dlm 2-3 jarum gak satu tpt tuh)... then dia ngadu mlm kena tu tengkuk dia sakit... waktu dia kena bawak ke hospital tu diorg tak x-ray plak.. so aku pn bawak la dia pi x-ray kt hosp pantai puteri (cepat sket compare ngn GH), alhamdulillah doktor kata takde apa2... dia bagi ubat jek utk relax muscle sumer..

isnin tu aku pon bawak la abah, mak & adik lelaki aku ke balai polis serdang (kt kedah ek) tpt report polis dibuat utk amik copy report polis.. then proceed to nibong tebal (p. pinang plaks) ke workshop tpt kete aku kena tarik tuh dan ni la gamba2 dia kat workshop tuh... aku pon sign2 la dokumen apa yg patut sbb aku owner kete tu kan.. sabo jek la...

setiap sisi konpem ada lekuk/renggang la... rangka kete tu dah macam kemek sana sini gak la.. ibarat nak kena bina balik plak body kete tuh... tapi enjin & karburator dia ok rasaya sbb mak aku try perhidup malam kena tuh boleh lagi...


cumanya org kata kete ni kan ke ada rohnya.. 3-4 org jugak la kata kete tuh majuk ngn aku... tapi nye kalu nak majuk pun majuk la ngn aku... uwaaaaa!!!!! jgn le tunjuk perangai kat abah aku... tersentap abih jantung aku denga dia accident ptg jumaat tuh... siap denga kete terbalik sumer... dah le kete aku plak tuh...nyesal dia bagi kete tuh... tapi pk2 balik ni kan ketentuan Tuhan tak baik la nak nyesal2 kan.. benda dah nak jadi.. peringatan la pada kita semua... cuma nya sian la kat abah aku kena la balik kete lama dia yg dah burukkss tuh... hati2 la abah bawak2 kete tuh....

kalu ikutkan abah aku ni ada 3 bln jek lagi nak pencen.. 9.7.2009... ikut kan ati nak jek pi cakap kat bos dia tak payah la nak suh abah aku gi outstation tuh lagi.. udah2 le tuh... sian kat abah aku.. :(
tapi alhamdulillah la sgt2 dia selamat dr kemalangan dasat nih...



Sunday, April 12, 2009

Ttragedi 10.04.2009

As'kum all...

Kenai dak kete nih? nanti i blk kl i citer la ek...



Sunday, April 05, 2009

LELAKI...LELAKI...CEMANER???


TOP REASONS WHY LADIES TODAY ARE STILL SINGLE!! Bila baca baca ada gak betuinyer....kan warga 4-12-4 kan???hehehe...susah nak carik yg gentleman ni...

1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual,don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual,somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have somemoney and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?
"Men are like a fine wine.They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with."



Wednesday, April 01, 2009

SEPADAN KE???

amik nih tuk matching2...hehehe...tapi jgn le cayer 100% plak ye????